Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Rocking and Rolling

Published in the Purcell Register
July 16, 2009

Heather Mead is rolling over the competition, literally.

Mead, rolling under the alias Blonde Bomber, is a member of the Red Dirt Rebellion Rollergirls based in Oklahoma City. Mead began participating in roller derby after a friend introduced her to some people in the sport and she said she loves it.

"I love to roller skate, I love the friendship and getting together as a league," Mead said.

Mead is one of more than 20 women in the Red Dirt Rebellion. If it wasn't for roller derby, these women could be confused for average Janes.

Mead is a graduate of the University of Oklahoma, another member is a meteorologist, one owns a restaurant and another is a mother of five children. Their ages range from 20 to over 40.

They race on old-school quad skates and not only dress the part of hard-hitting roller derby women, but they have names to match.

Mead's teammates are known as Suzi Uzi, Roxi Horror, Nikki Knockdown, Sham Rock, Psychogenesis, Mary Rotten and Smackety Anne just to name a few.

The all-women roller derby began in Oklahoma several years ago, but Mead and the rest of the Red Dirt Rebellion are the first to compete on a banked track.

The majority of roller derby matches are on a flat track, which is an easier format because competitions - known as jams - can be easily set up by taping off any flat surface.

The banked track is a throw-back to the 1970's when roller derby began.

Banked tracks number in the mid-teens in the United States, one of which is owned by the Red Dirt Rebellion.

The differences in flat track and banked track roller derby is that the banked track skaters build up more speed leading to harder hits, bigger crashes and more points.

Roller derby isn't what would traditionally be considered a girls sport. It's more like a cross between hockey, football and NASCAR.

Hard hits and scary spills are par for the course with track rash and bruises as battle scars for the derby girls.

Track rash is friction burns on the arms and legs from hitting and sliding on the track from falling. Scoring points in roller derby is as simple as passing opposing skaters, but that is where the hard hitting action is.

There are five skaters from each team on the track. One pivot, one jammer and three blockers. Pivots and blockers from both teams make up the pack.

Pivots control the speed of the pack and jammers score points by continually lapping the pack.

Mead is a jammer for the Red Dirt Rebellion.

The jammer gets one point for each opposing player they pass but as they try to weave through, it's like trying to run the gauntlet. The jammer is hit, shoved and checked into the side by blockers trying to derail the jammer.

The jammer that laps the pack first is considered the lead jammer and can stop the match at any time as a strategic maneuver.

The scoring sessions last for one minute and are called jams. The jams are strung together into quaters; four quarters equal a bout. Bouts last for approximately one hour.

The Red Dirt Rebellions first home turf bout was held Saturday night at the Cox Convention Center. They hosted the Arizona Derby Dames. They also competed in Austin, Texas, at the Battle of the Bank II where the faced the LA Derby Dolls, from Los Angeles, Calif., and Hurricane Alley Roller Derby (HARD), a Texas team.

The Red Dirt Rebellion Rollergirls is a league that consists of three teams, the Motley Cruisers, the Machine Gun Maulies and the Twilight Riot. However, because they don't have enough skaters, they race as one team.

They practice on Mondays, Thursdays and Sundays.

Sundays they encourage women to show up at practices to workout with the team. This Sunday, July 18, the Red Dirt Rebellion will be holding open tryouts for the league.

It will be held from noon to 3pm at 101 NE 16th Street in Oklahoma City (one block east of Broadway on NE 16th.)

For more information about Oklahoma banked track roller derby you can visit http://www.reddirtrebellion.com/

PICTURE CAPTIONS:


1) "Family Time" Heather Mead spends a few moments with her parents, Dr. Glenn Mead and Ann Mead at half time of the Red Dirt Rebellion Rollergirls home debut Saturday night in Oklahoma City.

2) "Speed Racer" Heather Mead, aka Blonde Bomber, speeds around the track in front of a packed house at the COX Convention Center in Oklahoma City in the Red Dirt Rebellion's home turf debut Saturday night.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Red White & Bruised, July 11th 2009

Our very first home banked track bout!
Red Dirt Rebellion (70) vs. Arizona Derby Dames (139)

If you didn't see our bout at the COX Convention Center on Saturday, July 11th, then you TOTALLY MISSED OUT! Our first home game was incredible, complete with a sold out crowd of over 1,000 spectators! Our fans were amazing, the louder they screamed, the faster we skated. Arizona put up a good fight, and won the game in the end. But Red Dirt Rebellion won the hearts of every person who came to watch. We signed tons of autographs, and took hundreds of pictures! Our season schedule will be coming soon.





After 2 LONG years of hard work, dedication, constant practice, fundraising, and advertising, we FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY performed our very first home game on our very own banked track! Thanks to the Arizona Derby Dames, we created a huge fan base of banked track derby here in OKC. We were not at all expecting to sell out. Looking at all the signs, painted faces, and screaming fans with cameras really made us realize that this is going to be huge, and we're just so excited to be finally skating for real.

Contrary to a lot of roller derby games, our crowd actually got BIGGER after halftime! There was a YardDawgz game happening in the main arena of the COX Center, and we managed to pull quite a few of their spectators over to watch some roller derby. It was obvious that the Cox Center was not expecting that large of a crowd, because they sold out of beer within the very first quarter! We'll make sure they keep plenty in stock for next time ;)

Because tickets are general admission, make sure you come early to our next game so you can get a good seat. You don't wanna be left out in the heat while all your friends watch us kick ass again, do ya? We didn't think so!

Keep checking our website for updates on the most bad-ass rollergirls of the MIDWEST!

Hugs N' Bruises,

Red Dirt Rebellion Rollergirls
Oklahoma Banked Track Roller Derby
http://www.reddirtrebellion.com/
contact@reddirtrebellion.com

Captial Punishment: Battle on the Bank II

The National Banked Track Roller Derby Tournament (June 20-21, 2009)

We recently played in the National Banked Track Roller Derby Tournament in Austin, TX! Read the Day 1 Bout Recap for details. We had a great time, and played some great teams! Our rollergirls learned a lot, and kept their heads held high as they battled the LA Derby Dolls (champions of last year's tournament). Although we didn't win our 1st game, we came back with a vengance and were ready to kick ass the 2nd time around... which paid off as we WON our next game against Corpus Christi's Hurricane Alley Roller Derby! (Red Dirt Rebellion: 54 / Hurricane Alley: 32)Check out the PICTURES!!!

Red Dirt Rebellion vs. LA Derby Dolls


Red Dirt Rebellion vs. Hurricane Alley Roller Derby


As the rookies of the tournament, we had our work cut out for us. The LA Derby Dolls, as nice as they were, totally creamed us with a point spread of 185-2. OUCH!!! But that didn't stop us. We were not favored to win our second game against Hurricane Alley either, since they've been playing flat track games for several years and have had training by TXRD's Lonestar Rollergirls. We were determined to prove everyone wrong, we had the drive and the fire to play to win, and we did!

Talking with some of the spectators after the game, most of them said that our game against Hurricane Alley was "the best one of the first day" which really made us feel proud. We made a name for ourselves in Austin, and since then we've been bombarded with other teams wanting to come here to train us in OKC!

We had so much fun in Austin, we can't wait for the next year's tournament (held in San Diego, CA). We're planning to host the 2011 4th annual Battle On The Bank here in Oklahoma City!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Workin' Hard

Hello again! Sorry for such a long break in between posts. We've been swamped with 3 practices a week, recruiting, fundraising, and preparing for the upcoming NATIONAL ROLLER DERBY TOURNAMENT in Austin, TX next month!

To retrace our steps a bit, I'll start from right after our exhibition bout in McAlester last month...

When we got home from McAlester, the Board of Directors decided that it would be fun to surprise the girls by setting up the banked track without them knowing :) hee hee we're so sneaky! We rallied the troops (our menfolk and friends) for 2 nights of hard work, and got the track set up before the next League Practice. We told the girls to be at the warehouse for a "league meeting," and made them wait outside for about 30 minutes while we had a "BOD meeting" (we were actually finishing up the last pieces of masonite). So when the final screw was in place, we had all the girls gather by the big garage door for the "Grand Revealing"

We threw the door open, and like a kid on Christmas, it was a madhouse of screams, goosebumps, tears (of joy), and jumping around! Fortunately, we had a video & still camera inside the warehouse to capture the first moment on film :)

It was a wonderful surprise, and the next time the track's gotta be moved and/or set up, us Board members are gunna sit back with a "cold one" while the others get experience working on the track ;P lol naw j/k!

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ANYway... We're still working hard to get everything lined out, and hopefully our first bout season will be finalized within the next couple of weeks - with our first bout probably being towards the middle/end of this summer.

We have some pretty awesome ADVERTISING SPECIALS right now, take a look on our "Sponsors" page on our website (www.reddirtrebellion.com) to check out what we're offering for the month of May.

Roller Derby (and especially banked track derby) is a large-scale production, which requires $$$ to perform bouts. We're still looking for advertisers and sponsors to help us get the ball rolling so we can show this town what we've been DOING for the past 2 years!!!

Keep checking back, we'll be posting our season schedule soon......

Hugs N' Bruises,

Red Dirt Rebellion Rollergirls
Oklahoma Banked Track Roller Derby
www.reddirtrebellion.com
contact@reddirtrebellion.com

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

BUSY BUSY BUSY!!!

Red Dirt Rebellion is moving so fast, it's hard to keep this blog updated! So much has happened in the last couple of weeks, here's an update....

Since our last blog, we've finally SET UP OUR BANKED TRACK!!!! Yes, it's true, Oklahoma's ONLY banked track is finally up and working :) Here is a picture of "The Beast"



Actually, this is a pretty cool story :) But before I get into that, I gotta tell you about our very first exhibition bout in McAlester last weekend!

The bout was awesome!! We skated at the McAlester Expo Center, which is a HUGE venue. We split the league into 2 teams: "The White Widows" and "The Blue Balls." Everyone played an incredible game... there were a lot of hard hits a tough spills. But in the end, the White Widows pulled ahead with a 59-48 point win. The crowd loved it, and we spent an extra 45 minutes after the bout signing autographs! Here are a few photos (you can view more on our MySpace page www.myspace.com/cb9originalplayaa):







The bout was awesome, and we're so proud of all the girls for putting in their best efforts and kickn' major ass!

Before the exhibition bout, the Board of Directors decided that it would be pretty cool to surprise our girl by setting up the banked track without them knowing :) So once we got back from McAlester, we rallied the troops and managed to secretly set up the banked track in 2 days, so when they showed up to practice the next Thursday... it was a TOTAL SURPRISE!!!! We got the whole thing on video, and it was exciting to see the looks on their faces when we opened the big garage door to reveal a completely constructed BANKED TRACK!!! HEE HEE!

It's getting pretty late, so I'll try to update again tomorrow (or at least later this week).

Hugs N' Bruises,

Red Dirt Rebellion Rollergirls
Oklahoma Banked Track Roller Derby
www.reddirtrebellion.com
contact@reddirtrebellion.com

Friday, April 10, 2009

Frequently Asked "Derby" Questions, "Derby Lingo"

We've been working extra hard on our website over the last few weeks. We've added a TON of helpful derby information, a Frequently Asked Questions page, definitions of "Derby Lingo," and we've finally got the WALL OF PAIN up!!! I know that's what you've have been waiting for all this time ;) We've got a few more website tricks up our sleeve, so check back every day to see what other updates we're making!



We're also practicing really hard for our upcoming exhibition bout in McAlester next Saturday, April 18th! Lastnight's practice was awesome, especially since we had our entire Referee staff there. We managed to do a complete bout run-through, and it was definitely a workout!

We can't wait to get our track set up and start skating on it! We only have 2 more months to prepare for "BATTLE ON THE BANK II" (the once-a-year national banked track roller derby tournament, held in Austin, TX this summer!) Start saving your money NOW so you can travel with us to Austin and cheer us on as we skate against some of the biggest known names in ROLLER DERBY!

We've got lots of work to do!!! :)

Monday, April 6, 2009

Track is moved, time to practice!

GREAT NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!

We finally got our track moved into our NEW BUILDING on Saturday!!! How exciting!!! It took about 20 people, 3 huge flatbet trailers, 4 truck loads, and close to 5 hours... but we got it done! We are super stoked to be in our new warehouse, it's the perfect practice area for us :)

Right now we are preparing for our upcoming "exhibition bout" in McAlester on April 18th, and since it will be a flat track bout, we are continuing to practice on a temporary flat track for a couple weeks. As soon as we get this "exhibition bout" under our belts we'll be assembling the track and making repairs so we can be ready for our debut home bout season!

Sunday was the "Pennies From Heaven" celebration to bring awareness to teen suicide. Tracy Neely (aka: F5) is a retired rollergirl who's 15 year old son, Andrew, committed suicide 2 years ago. Red Dirt Rebellion was happy to attend the fundraiser in rememberance of Andrew Neely and to help bring awareness to this growing problem. It was a beautiful event, and our prayers and thoughts are always with Tracy and her family. News 9 was there to interview Tracy, read the full story HERE.

More updates to come!